he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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