Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Randomize