Already got asked if we're dating
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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