My room smells like vodka and shame
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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