Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize