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• (850): View more from Florida

  Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home

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• (813): View more from Florida

  IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA

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• (415): View more from California

  Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad

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