: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
15 Things That Could NEVER Happen Anywhere But the South
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
15 Times “Flight of the Conchords” Made You Feel Better About Being a Twenty-Something
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his