I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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