No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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