So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
