See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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