Soap is not a condiment
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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