I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
where does the pee come out of this thing
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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