Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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