one might say we're banned from that church
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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