yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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