The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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