i barfeds in our rink
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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