You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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