i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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