lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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