Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
