You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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