Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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