her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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