She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
i've created a new STD.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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