you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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