do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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