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• (512): View more from Texas

  I pooped in a mop bucket.

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  WTF???

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  Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  dude. stop pregaming the food network.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you mean i was at the winter classic?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This drive is very scenic

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  And I'm chugging whiskey in the back

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  As you should, soak in all this country has to offer

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Send help, water and tortillas.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook

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• (407): View more from Florida

  HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?

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