If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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