cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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