then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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