But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
