and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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