"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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