Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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