if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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