We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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