Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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