I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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