shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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