: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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