i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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