Someone shit on the floor
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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