man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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