I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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