Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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