They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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