i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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