Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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