what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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