This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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