**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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