I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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