dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
my shit smells like andre
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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