dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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