Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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