Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
