Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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