she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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